1. notasock:

    notasock:

    notasock:

    notasock:

    Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?

    Green Lantern

    And his least favorite?

    Dead Pool

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  2. dulect:


watcha got there

    dulect:

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    watcha got there

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  3. Anonymous said: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

    necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

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  5. al-the-stuff-i-like:

gallifreyishome:

shesthekingofnewyork:

seru-na-tebe:

jack-bakarat:

aditzybrunette:

effervescentforever:

mydetheturk:

poco-loki:

nah, he ran into her knife

he ran into her knife ten times

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

I reblogged this before and got an MRA anon about how “this is why we don’t need feminism” and I had to explain to his douchey ass that these are lyrics from Chicago

    al-the-stuff-i-like:

    gallifreyishome:

    shesthekingofnewyork:

    seru-na-tebe:

    jack-bakarat:

    aditzybrunette:

    effervescentforever:

    mydetheturk:

    poco-loki:

    nah, he ran into her knife

    he ran into her knife ten times

    HE HAD IT COMING

    HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME

    IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE

    IF YOU HAD SEEN IT

    I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME

    i cannot stress enough how much i love this post  

    I reblogged this before and got an MRA anon about how “this is why we don’t need feminism” and I had to explain to his douchey ass that these are lyrics from Chicago

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  6. waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

    waywardandwanderlust:

    heartsandmagic:

    Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

    I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

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  7. cl4yton:

Wonderful.

    cl4yton:

    Wonderful.

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  8. Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

    whyiseveryonefalling:

    scotchcarousel:

    the-funkiest-penguin:

    friendly-pedophile:

    bellamyyoung:

    yourgayfriend:

    emisummerful:

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    You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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    OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

    I did both…image

    i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

    You kinky son of a bitch.

    I used to step on mine until they exploded.

    image

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  10. the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

    the-chaotic-nether:

    I love this company already.

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  11. kevinkinky-:

    fucknobarackobama:

    kevinkinky-:

    Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

    Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

    did your dad tell you that

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  14. splantamello:

    Feelings for people you cant have suck don’t ever get them.

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  15. all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

    all-good-usernames-are-taken:

    the-awesome-adventurer:

    fucking snitch

    Why were they even following a moose

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